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United 4 Charlton 0

Sun 07th May 2006 by tkey Leave a Comment


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Big Question…………..have we seen the last of Ruud?

He was left out of team and left the ground…..
no not on horseback scouse ,shut up.

It was great to see Scholsey and Ole back in the team,
if only cos now we can finally show fletcher the door.

Goals: Saha 19, Ronaldo 23, Euell 35 og, Richardson 58.

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United 0 Boro 0

Mon 01st May 2006 by tkey Leave a Comment


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U no if this carries on i might be calling for Fletcher to play.
This was pants again, no passion,
we seem to just want the season to end.
Well i hope these “superstars”
suffer from flight delays in the summer.
Then they might just understand the term ” frustration “.

Not good enough Alex………sort this mess out .

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Chelski 3 United 0

Sat 29th April 2006 by tkey Leave a Comment


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Quite simply we were awful.
Next season let’s bring in performance related pay.
Cos on this performance United would have saved a fortune !!!!

Ferdinand should be especially embarrased about picking his wages up this week !

Did anybody else notice a mistake on the team sheet?
They advertised Saha but Heskey played instead!!!!!

I am not a bad loser,i just don’t like getting beat !

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The Best Pub team in the World – Probably

Wed 19th April 2006 by tkey 1 Comment





Press on the triangle in the picture above and wait for video to load.

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Spurs 1 United 2

Mon 17th April 2006 by tkey Leave a Comment


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we just delayed the inevitable of chelskis league triumph.
But a great game anyway……………………

funniest moment?
Nevile in an after match interview
saying he hopes his brother scores a 40 yard screamer.
(for Everton who played chelski later that day)

there was more chance of platting fog !!!!!!
(chelski won 3-0 )

Goals : Rooney (7, 35)

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United 0 Sunderland 0

Fri 14th April 2006 by tkey Leave a Comment


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“Bottom of the league and we’re having a laugh,”
sang the Sunderland supporters.


Even the kitchen sink didnt score (we tried everything else! )
Methinks we have to settle for second placed now 🙁

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United 2 Arsenal 0

Sun 09th April 2006 by tkey Leave a Comment


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All in the name of Wayne Rooney !

Goals :Rooney 54, Park 78

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Offside rule for women

Wed 05th April 2006 by tkey 1 Comment

In preparation for the World Cup, the “offside rule” explained for women:

You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman
if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse,
then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and
“whilst it is in flight”you could nip around the other shopper,
catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has “actually been thrown”,
it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper
and you would be OFFSIDE!

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Bolton 1 v United 2

Sat 01st April 2006 by tkey Leave a Comment

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Van the Man !!!!!

Showed live on SXTVS_Sports

Goals : Saha, Van Nistelrooy

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