Ruud has finally signed for Real Madrid.
And who do we get in return? ……………Alan Smith !!??*”?!&***!!!!!

Ruud scored 150 goals in 218 appearances
after joining United from PSV for £19m in 2001

But after upsetting Ronaldo the girl, Sir alex called him a very bad boy
and made him stand in the naughty corner for the rest of the season.

when asked whether he wanted to leave United because he felt Ferguson
was supporting other players and not giving him the support he deserved,
Van Nistelrooy replied: “You summed up my feelings quite well.”

They are remaking spitting image
but instead of satirising the demise of Margaret Thatcher,
it is going to be about the madness of Alex Ferguson.

As seen by the Germans :


As seen by the French :


As seen by the Italians :


As seen by the Americans :


As reported by the Sun / News of the World :

thanks to Nik for the pics

Don’t let the door hit your arse on the way out!

According to the BBC……….

Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo says he will join Real Madrid
or Barcelona after making it clear he wants to leave Old Trafford.

The 21-year-old has been criticised in England for his role in the sending off
of United team-mate Wayne Rooney when Portugal beat England in the World Cup.

“I should get out of Manchester as the circumstances are not right,” he said.

“Nobody stood up for me and my desire is to play in Spain.
Will it be Real or Barcelona? It will be one of them.”

Ronaldo – Joga Bonito (the beautiful game) my arse!!!
good riddance you cheat.

Italy win the World Cup after beating France 5-3 in a penalty shoot-out.

“It is totally out of the question.
There is no way we would sell him, or any of our best players”
FERGIE ON SELLING BECKHAM, APRIL 2003.

“There isn’t a problem with the boy and I don’t expect any… ”
FERGIE ON SELLING RONALDO, JUNE 2006.

Portugal win 3-1 on penalties

Lampard:-you were crap.
I hope you get what you deserve from every league ground next season!!!

Sven:- 40 million wannabee managers in England can’t be wrong,but you were!!!

Hargreaves:- Well done,you finally showed us you can play football.

Rooney:- Feel free to smack Ronaldo at United’s next training session.

Giggs:-Why the hell weren’t you born English?

that’s it folks …….game over!

Think positive Sven,at least we still keep the remote control for a few more days yet.
And the swedes aint that bad,at least THEY know how to build decent furniture

Click on the triangle below to watch Joe Coles fantastic goal.?




A bit special aint it?