But i will……
New from Russia – John Terry Vodka…
Bottled in Moscow.
The Verve have released a tribute song to John Terry after his penalty blunder.
It’s called ‘The Studs Don’t Work’.
Ryan giggs has said the euro cup is like a chocolate orange-its not terrys it mine
Heard about the John Terry tyre?
Excellent durability but not so good in the wet
John Terry always listens to the same song before a game – Born Slippy.
What is top of the man utd pop charts? Footloose.
Did you hear about the new ‘Chelsea Bra’? Lots of support but no cups.
Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans.
Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
