you shouldn’t laugh…………….

The Verve have released a tribute song to John Terry after his penalty blunder.
It’s called ‘The Studs Don’t Work’.

Ryan giggs has said the euro cup is like a chocolate orange-its not terrys it mine

Heard about the John Terry tyre?
Excellent durability but not so good in the wet

John Terry always listens to the same song before a game – Born Slippy.

What is top of the man utd pop charts? Footloose.

Did you hear about the new ‘Chelsea Bra’? Lots of support but no cups.