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The BBC news website, revealed this morning the last 12 contestants for X-Factor?
at least 8 hours before X-Factor did!
you can find it here
Petty tactics in the hope to ruin the results?
so that people would watch strictly come dancing instead.
‘Man flu’ really exists
‘Man flu’ – the psychological condition by which men claim to suffer more
from colds than women – really exists, according to a new poll.
Males take more time off work than women with colds they think are flu,
reports the Daily Mirror.
They also moan more, fork out more on remedies and 82%
stay in bed until they feel better.
The survey of 2,000 people found 64% of men thought they had flu
and took a day off compared with 45% of women.
The poll for Nuts magazine found men take three days to recover
and women half that time.
November is said to be the worst month for ‘man flu’ – with one in six suffering.
The hat trick was completed last night.
Finally got to see Billy at the Appollo Manchester.
He was just brilliant, he may be older,
but the twinkle in his eye is still there,
the kid in him is still young
and his delivery is still second to none.
If you have ever seen a Billy concert DVD
then you will know what you missed,
for 2 hours he had everybody in stitches,
can you really die laughing?
If you get the chance……………………..
beg,steal or borrow for a ticket,you won’t be dissapoined.
Highlights included (in no particular order)
Bathroom door with a letter box
Backfiring ambulance
Finding a hotel in liverpool
Scuba diving with sharks
Dwarf on the bus
Angel feathers
The art of swearing
Why Billy was never a pilot
Just looking badge
Thanx Billy you are a genius.
To Tkey.net 5 Years old today.
Oh and a Happy Birthday to me too………..
Travellers,burglars,police.
oh no there’s a big log in the way…..on we go then
Travellers decided to “camp” on the playing field opposite last night.
In a millitary style operation they came one by one.
They just pushed the huge log blocking their path aside like it
was balsa wood (nice one council that worked,not! )
Blocking the road ,causing chaos ,police too busy to attend.
Then 1 of the neighbours (we were all out by this time) declared “thats it come on”
and marched onto the field (by now around 40 caravans were there)
He walked straight upto the biggest ‘traveller’ he could find,
tapped him on the shoulder and said with a smile
“alright mate? you have 1 hour to shift your s****
or we firebomb every last 1 of you.”
10 minutes later the field was clear !!!!!!!!!!!!
10pm everything back to normal,
1am woken by loud noise,
man in our back garden,he then jumps into next doors garden
and tries to break into their shed.
Kim is on the phone to the police,i threw on some pants,
then tried to see where he was,
looked out of window to see this idiot casually walk back down our drive,
cross the road and then stand there!
So out i went just as the police were arriving,lights off nice and quiet
(no more than 90 seconds response time is that a record ?!)
man starts running down the street,
Police car chases him ,stops, hears me shout “thats your man” policeman shouts back “huh? what? who? where?”
and bloody loose him !!!!!!!
I wake next door up and we check everthing is secure,
then notice he has ripped the side of next doors garage off!
building work for insomnics…….just do it quietly!
Turns out these ‘travellers’ had decided a school playing field about 1/2 mile away
was cosy enough for the night and were already making sure
the police had little time for do-nuts.
Tony Blairs Britain !!!!!
oh wait he’s gone…….. then why is the country still crap?
Am gonna have to break tradition and swear,
It was bloody brilliant.
The guys looked like they had great fun,
Stewart proved he is still one of the best drummers in the world,
Andy played guitar,superbly,like a man possesed
and Sting?,well Sting just looked comfortable ,sounded great
and caressed the audience like a loving toy.
All the hits were belted out to near perfection ,
some were slowed down,some were speeded up,
but the mix was fantastic and the evening turned into a huge sing song
with fans,young and old,dancing on seats,in the aisles,with each other,
with strangers,even with security staff,such was the party atmosphere.
And then 2 hours later it was over
the last word of the night was provided by Stewart,
he took the mike after the final bow and shouted
“this is is my town!!!! ” …… “I’m American but this is still my town!!”
There are gonna be reviews saying that they were dull and boring
i say maybe these reviewers should have taken a straw poll at the exit
of some of the 50,000 plus fans who came to have a good time
and were sent home after having a great time.
London is never gonna be my favourite place to watch a concert,
you always have a sense of being ripped off down there,
but twickenham is a great venue and The Police rocked the place.
Overall was this worth a 23 year wait, you bet your ass it was.
What a year,first Genesis now The Police.
Am off to twickers for tonights gig.
And i don’t mind tellin ya i am just a tad looking forward to it.
All together now…….Rooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxane !!!!!!!!!
The 3rd part of this years hat trick comes at the end of Sept ,
more on that later.
Meg has gone back 2 school today.
Her last year of primary school.
You won’t see this at Disney !
