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Funny car insurance claim quotes

Sun 22nd February 2009 by tkey Leave a Comment

The following all appeared on claim forms
submitted to car insurance companies by policyholders
who had been involved in car accidents.

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The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.

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The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.

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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

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I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.

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I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

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I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

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I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.

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An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

Filed Under: blog

Test post – mega life and good health

Sat 21st February 2009 by tkey Leave a Comment

wishing you all a mega life and good health.

(this is a test post please ignore)

Filed Under: General

Coffee Moog

Thu 19th February 2009 by tkey Leave a Comment

Meg and I went to the Lucky Star in Blackpool
for some Bowling fun.

While we were there she won 102 tickets
on the Deal or No Deal game machine.
And traded them in for this mug for me 🙂

Thanks Meg its moovelous x

Filed Under: blog

Guess Who’s Back!

Thu 19th February 2009 by tkey Leave a Comment

After missing the last 7 United games
Rooney Returns!

He showed how rusty he was by takin a whole 3 minutes
before scoring. 🙂

Filed Under: Football Tagged With: Football, Man United

Disney’s – Bolt

Tue 17th February 2009 by tkey Leave a Comment

Bolt is the star of a fictional sci-fi/action show.
Who believes his powers are real and embarks on a cross country trek ,
to save his owner from a threat ,he believes is just as real.

Loved it.

The star of the film is definitely Rhino (the hamster)

Filed Under: blog

FA Cup 2009 – 6th round draw

Sun 15th February 2009 by tkey 1 Comment

Coventry v Chelsea

Fulham v Manchester United

Arsenal/Burnley v Hull City

Everton v Middlesbrough

Ties to be played on 7/8 March

Semi final Draw HERE

Filed Under: Football Tagged With: FA Cup 2009, Football

More of k8’s artwork

Sun 15th February 2009 by tkey 1 Comment

More fantastic pictures of k8’s creations.

(click on the pictures to enlarge)

Filed Under: blog, Family

Megans Penguin

Sun 15th February 2009 by tkey 2 Comments

Meg made a penguin for homework.

Filed Under: blog

Phil Collins – Take Me Home

Sun 15th February 2009 by tkey Leave a Comment

Filed Under: Video Jukebox Tagged With: videos

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