The following all appeared on claim forms
submitted to car insurance companies by policyholders
who had been involved in car accidents.
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The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
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The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
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I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
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I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
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I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
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I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
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An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
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