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Daft label instructions

Wed 29th September 2004 by tkey Leave a Comment

On a well known make of hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”

On a bag of dorito’s: “you could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside”

On a bar of soap: “Directions: use like regular soap”

On some frozen dinners: “serving suggestion: defrost”

On a tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) “do not turn upside down”

On a Marks and Sparks Bread pudding: “product will be hot after heating”

On Childrens cough medicine: “do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication”

On a sleeping aid: “Warning: may cause drowsiness”

On a box of Christmas lights:” For indoor or outdoor use only”

On a Japanese food processor: “not to be used for the other use”

On Salted peanuts: “warning: contains nuts”

On an American airlines packet of nuts: “instructions: open packet, eat nuts”

On a childs superman costume: “wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly”

On a Swedish chainsaw: “do not attempt to stop the chain with your hands”

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