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Tortoise versus the Hare

Wed 01st August 2012 by tkey Leave a Comment

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Family Guy – Bird is the word

Sat 27th November 2010 by tkey Leave a Comment

Christmas 2010 Number 1 ??
Yea why not 🙂
http://www.facebook.com/pages/BIRD-is-the-WORD-for-UK-Christmas-number-1-2010

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Mr Otto Olympics

Tue 05th August 2008 by tkey 2 Comments

It’s time to dust off an old favourite of mine.

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Far Side – Cow

Sat 16th April 2005 by tkey 3 Comments

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Windows

Tue 29th March 2005 by tkey Leave a Comment

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Bus Jokes

Fri 04th March 2005 by tkey Leave a Comment

Passenger: Does this bus go to Manchester?
Driver: No.
Passenger: But it says Manchester on the front.
Driver: There’s an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t sell them!!!

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Passenger: This bus was very slow!
Driver: Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!!!

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Passenger:Does this bus stop at the river?
Driver: If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.

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Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it
as when you are in it.

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Daft label instructions

Wed 29th September 2004 by tkey Leave a Comment

On a well known make of hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”

On a bag of dorito’s: “you could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside”

On a bar of soap: “Directions: use like regular soap”

On some frozen dinners: “serving suggestion: defrost”

On a tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) “do not turn upside down”

On a Marks and Sparks Bread pudding: “product will be hot after heating”

On Childrens cough medicine: “do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication”

On a sleeping aid: “Warning: may cause drowsiness”

On a box of Christmas lights:” For indoor or outdoor use only”

On a Japanese food processor: “not to be used for the other use”

On Salted peanuts: “warning: contains nuts”

On an American airlines packet of nuts: “instructions: open packet, eat nuts”

On a childs superman costume: “wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly”

On a Swedish chainsaw: “do not attempt to stop the chain with your hands”

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