Bus Jokes

Passenger: Does this bus go to Manchester? Driver: No. Passenger: But it says Manchester on the front. Driver: There’s an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t sell them!!! ****************************** Passenger: This bus was very slow! Driver: Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!!! ****************************** Passenger:Does this bus…

Daft label instructions

On a well known make of hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.” On a bag of dorito’s: “you could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside” On a bar of soap: “Directions: use like regular soap” On some frozen dinners: “serving suggestion: defrost” On a tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) “do not turn…