oi rob……..this subtle enough?

your it pal !!!!

No ticky comebacks…….touch the ground ….
spin round 3 times……..white rabbits white rabbits :-p

Jamie u getting excited yet……..

Jack:”did nobody come to save me just cos they missed me?”

not long to wait m8 xx

Chelsea v Blackpool or Norwich
Watford v Ipswich
Preston v Man City
Plymouth v Derby County
Man Utd v Reading
Arsenal or Bolton v Blackburn
Bristol City or Middlesbrough v West Bromwich Albion
Fulham v Tottenham

I’m back……..

your it

ITV have sent Reporter Mark Austin down to Antarctica
to tell us all “first-hand” about the perils of global warming.

So lets get this straight……..
ITV have flown an entire TV crew 27,000 miles
to show us the damage that carbon-emitting planes
flying thousands of miles are doing to the planet !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chaotic scenes last weekend when it was announced that a shortage of something or other available in the supermarket was going to be hyped up out of all proportion.

The big three report queues of half a mile stretching round their car parks as people get into panic buying mode. A spokesman for Tesco told us:

“It’s phenomenal. There was a rumour, believed to have been started in the Stoke on Trent area, that something was going to become in short supply and before we knew it the rumour had spread like wildfire and we’ve been overwhelmed by the demand”

We spoke to some shoppers in Asda Macclesfield and mum of three Doreen Fruitybaps told us:

“I’ve been here all day waiting to hear what it is that’s going to be scarce and when they announce what it is, then intend to stock up. I don’t want my kids to go without”

And dad, Nigel, Gnomebiscuits remarked:

“Whatever it is; I don’t want to be in a position where I run out. What sort of dad would that make me if I allowed that to happen?”

The Government has appealed for people not to hoard this item, whatever it turns out to be.

story supplied by The Spoof

Please dispose of your high st. furniture store,
low price,low quality,
made in china,made of plywood,
won’t sit on the floor straight,won’t last 3 years piece of furniture.
In a mature and responsible manner.

Thank You

Arsenal v Bolton
West Ham v Watford
Bristol City or Coventry City v Hull City or Middlesbrough
Chelsea v Nottingham Forest
Chester City or Ipswich Town v Swansea
Cardiff City or Tottenham v Southend Utd or Barnsley
Barnet or Colchester v Peterborough or Plymouth Argyle
Birmingham City or Newcastle United v Reading or Burnley
Derby County v Bristol Rovers
Sheffield Wednesday or Manchester City v Southampton
Crystal Palace v Preston North End
Manchester United v Portsmouth
Blackpool v Norwich City
Queens Park Rangers or Luton Town v Blackburn Rovers
Wolverhampton Wanderers or Oldham v WBA
Leicester City or Fulham v Stoke City

The ties will be played on Friday 26, Saturday 27 and Sunday 28 January.