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Young Writers Poetry Competition for Primary Schools

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It seems megan’s class are all going to have their poems published!

For homework they all had to write a poem,
the teacher then sent them off to
Young Writers

And on Friday they all got a certificate for their achievment.
Also a letter from Young writers to say they are going to be published.

Well done Megan ,well done all of you.

We want our trophy back !!!

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Man City 0-1 Man Utd

United moved to within touching distance of the Premiership title
after Cristiano Ronaldo’s penalty gave them victory at Manchester City.

“Mourinho are you listening,
better keep the trophy glistening,
we’ll be back in may,
to take it away,
walking in a Fergie wonderland.”

Thanks Mourinho for cleaning our trophy for us,
but we will be having it back now !!!!

Derby Day Humor

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Versus

City fans singing to the tune of Wonderwall………..

Today will be another day, I wish I’d never been a Blue
I’m sure we saw it all before when we went down to division 2
I don’t believe that any team has played the way we do,
apart from Slough.

Last week we had a bad defeat that we really could have done without
Felt sure that we were gonna score, but again we left the field with nowt
I don’t believe that Bill Shank-er-ley could stop us going down,
Nor could Don Howe

And all the roads to Wemb-er-ley are winding
We ain’t got any silverware for shining
We haven’t won a single thing for over 20 years
and we wont do now

Cos maybe, we should have got Liam Brady
Cos after all we have won **** all

Today was gonna be the day when I thought we’d sign someone new
But the deal crashed, not enough cash, and he’d only ever played for Crewe
I don’t believe that anybody would sign in their right mind anyhow

And all the shots we have on goal go wider
No one ever seems to play a blinder
There are many teams that I would love to see us beat
But I can’t see how

Cos maybe, we should have got Richard Madeley
Cos after all we have won **** all !!