Red Nose Day 2005
Archives for March 2005
Megan’s Birthday Party
Meg’s Birthday Pics
Happy Birthday Megan – 2005
Megan
8 Today
have a great day
lots of love
Daddy and Mummy
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21st century sick note!
This was taken last week when meg was unwell.
caption: sorry teach megan wont be in school today she is unwell [SEND]
Happy Mothers Day-2005
Thanx mum
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For Jamie Lou
Jamie and Johnny sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Bus Jokes
Passenger: Does this bus go to Manchester?
Driver: No.
Passenger: But it says Manchester on the front.
Driver: There’s an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t sell them!!!
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Passenger: This bus was very slow!
Driver: Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!!!
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Passenger:Does this bus stop at the river?
Driver: If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
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Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it
as when you are in it.
Crazy Laws
Ok so you may already know that,
In London, Hackney taxis must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
But what about these other British laws?
It is illegal to be drunk in a pub or club, or any other licensed premises.
Oddly, it is illegal to consume a mince pie on Christmas Day.
In Hereford, you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
However, in Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Also in York, excluding Sundays, it is apparently legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public unless they are a clerk in a tropical fish store.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full coat of armour.
**** Placing a postage stamp of the queen upside down, is also considered treason. ****
Truly a MAD WORLD !