Why does an alarm clock “go off” when it begins ringing?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
Why do ‘tug’boats push their barges?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they call them “apartments” when they are all stuck together?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest,
but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
What’s the opposite of opposite?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries”
go out of date?