MIKE TYSON VIRUS
quits after one byte
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.
TITANIC VIRUS
your whole computer goes down.
DISNEY VIRUS
everything in your computer goes goofy
PROZAC VIRUS
screws up your ram, but your processor doesn’t care.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
terminates some files, leaves, but it’ll be back.
VIAGRA VIRUS
turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive
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