For some strange reason my blog decided to reset its password overnight ????
Anyway mr/mrs/miss hacker tuff cos everythin is back to normal now :-p

By perchance we were at the airport today (Manchester)
when this unknown aircraft taxied for departure.
so i took a few photo’s of it.
turns out it was ……………………….
Robbie Williams.

G-OMAK

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN

THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are

we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK!

Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen

to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them.

You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.

USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you?

You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied,
“I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

someones new website isnt very good,i hope they didnt pay a lot for it.
Aww and they took my link away 🙁

pssst….. i will help you cos i am that kind of person.
try looking at it using firefox.

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