Archives for 2006

In preparation for the World Cup, the “offside rule” explained for women:

You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman
if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse,
then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and
“whilst it is in flight”you could nip around the other shopper,
catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has “actually been thrown”,
it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper
and you would be OFFSIDE!

V

Van the Man !!!!!

Showed live on SXTVS_Sports

Goals : Saha, Van Nistelrooy

V

It took longer than usual (because of champions league coverage)
but i found and watched the match
on PDBox

We ammered em scouse 🙂

Fletcher watch – I couldn’t. was replaced by Giggs in second half.

Goal – Van Nistelrooy (45)

Attendance: 69,522 (Premiership and OT record)