Passenger: Does this bus go to Manchester?
Driver: No.
Passenger: But it says Manchester on the front.
Driver: There’s an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t sell them!!!

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Passenger: This bus was very slow!
Driver: Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!!!

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Passenger:Does this bus stop at the river?
Driver: If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.

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Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it
as when you are in it.

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