Middlesbrough or West Brom v Manchester United or Reading
Arsenal or Blackburn v Manchester City
Chelsea v Tottenham
Plymouth v Watford
Archives for 2007
Johnny Depp Poster
This didnt exactly fall off the back of a lorry…..
more like fell off the side of a bus 🙂
More thoughts…
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower,
when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
If you’re in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him,
is he still wrong?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they are down?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Just a thought
Why does an alarm clock “go off” when it begins ringing?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
Why do ‘tug’boats push their barges?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they call them “apartments” when they are all stuck together?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest,
but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
What’s the opposite of opposite?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries”
go out of date?
petition-road pricing policy
petition the UK Government
to Scrap the planned vehicle tracking and road pricing policy
Downing Street now invites visitors to its website
to create online petitions on any subject,
for others to add their support at the click of a mouse.
The idea of tracking every vehicle at all times is sinister and wrong.
Road pricing is already here with the high level of taxation on fuel.
The more you travel – the more tax you pay.It will be an unfair tax on those who live apart from families
and poorer people who will not be able to afford the high monthly costs.
You can find the petition here
It already has : 1,500,000 + Signatures.
Happy Birthday Scouse
Happy Birthday mate
have a great day (and don’t steal anything)
love
Steve,kim and megs
xxx
Pirates of the Caribbean 3 – latest pics
Jack Sparrow
Computer Viruses
STAR TREK VIRUS –
Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
DISNEY VIRUS –
Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
TEENAGER VIRUS –
Your PC stops every few seconds to ask for money.
BIG BROTHER VIRUS –
Deletes your files one by one over 13 weeks until only the most annoying one remains.
MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS v 1.0 –
Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance.
COUCH POTATO VIRUS –
Just sits there, eating chips all day.
BIRTHDAY VIRUS –
Keeps advancing your clock by another year.
ALZHEIMER’S VIRUS –
It makes your computer forget where it put your files.
NIKE VIRUS – Just does it.
Attention Robert Smith ESQ
oi rob……..this subtle enough?
your it pal !!!!
No ticky comebacks…….touch the ground ….
spin round 3 times……..white rabbits white rabbits :-p