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We want our trophy back !!!

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Man City 0-1 Man Utd

United moved to within touching distance of the Premiership title
after Cristiano Ronaldo’s penalty gave them victory at Manchester City.

“Mourinho are you listening,
better keep the trophy glistening,
we’ll be back in may,
to take it away,
walking in a Fergie wonderland.”

Thanks Mourinho for cleaning our trophy for us,
but we will be having it back now !!!!

Derby Day Humor

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Versus

City fans singing to the tune of Wonderwall………..

Today will be another day, I wish I’d never been a Blue
I’m sure we saw it all before when we went down to division 2
I don’t believe that any team has played the way we do,
apart from Slough.

Last week we had a bad defeat that we really could have done without
Felt sure that we were gonna score, but again we left the field with nowt
I don’t believe that Bill Shank-er-ley could stop us going down,
Nor could Don Howe

And all the roads to Wemb-er-ley are winding
We ain’t got any silverware for shining
We haven’t won a single thing for over 20 years
and we wont do now

Cos maybe, we should have got Liam Brady
Cos after all we have won **** all

Today was gonna be the day when I thought we’d sign someone new
But the deal crashed, not enough cash, and he’d only ever played for Crewe
I don’t believe that anybody would sign in their right mind anyhow

And all the shots we have on goal go wider
No one ever seems to play a blinder
There are many teams that I would love to see us beat
But I can’t see how

Cos maybe, we should have got Richard Madeley
Cos after all we have won **** all !!

Not a happy bunny

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Champions League – Semi final (2nd leg)
AC Milan 3-0 Man Utd (agg 5-3)

AC Milan will face Liverpool in the Champions League final
after crushing Manchester United at the San Siro.

It wasn’t the fact that we lost,we lost to a better team and congrats Milan.

No it was the way we lost,outclassed,outplayed,outmanaged.

I don’t honestly think that any other manager
would have left Fletcher on that pitch for 90 minutes!!
When on the subs bench and NOT used were:Smith!! and Solskjaer!!

If there was performance related pay tonight,only Scholes,bless him,
would have picked up his pay packet.

So then Fergie how do you cheer up the red half of Manchester now?
Well there is a little game to win on Saturday,that will do for a start.
But you won’t win it playing like you did tonight.
And you won’t win it with Fletcher !!!!!

Rant over people and for all of you concerned,the hamster still lives
(it was too small to kick!)

Pre emptive strike…..

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I am posting this ahead of the game tonight………
It’s purpose should we lose is to cheer me up……..
(Jamie u gotta watch this and i dare u not to laff x )